is that the michelin man
An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.
Its name was Shrek.
too many layers
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
im gonna shove this car into a locker
Me after summer break.
a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts
theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb
lol i forgot the first slide bye
ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA
IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY
I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLSthis is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate
speaking as an upperclassman, i will fucking trample you if u get in my way.
and don’t suck face in the halls. ain’t nobody got time for yo shit. this ain’t the bachelor or some shitty ass reality dating show. move along.
Another thing that should be added is DO NOT talk, screech, or act like a fucking dickhead in the library or any other area that is used as a quiet studying space. People are probably trying to work on things more important than your existence. Do not bother people while they are working just because you want to be a little fandom dweeb or an asshole.
Finals week especially. You will get cussed out. You will get kicked out. You will be silenced. No one has time for your bullshit.
Fucking stand up for yourself though. There will be upperclassmen that are complete dicks to you just for being a freshman, nothing will throw them off more than you standing up for yourself and calling them out on their bullshit right there. Now this is not to say, go looking for trouble and trying to start shit with upperclassmen, but if you’re on the receiving end of some shit from one of them, don’t be afraid to make a big deal out of it. If you end up getting pulled to a principals office, they’ll be more understanding of the freshman standing up to a bully than they are of the upperclassman being a prick just for shits and giggles. Just make sure not to hit them or use any profanities, and you’re in the clear.
Also, read the handbook they give you on the first day, you can learn a lot of loopholes to save your ass that way.
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
that gif should be illegal
look at my new fem pyro model guys